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Your Jamie Moyer Update 05/30/2012 – This May Be The End Of The Road

The feel-good story of the 2012 baseball season appears to be over, and for all the new ground Jamie Moyer broke in his quest fighting Father Time, ironically what may be … Continue reading

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May 31, 2012 · 3 Comments

Dennis Rodman Strikes A Blow For Drunks Everywhere

Today, we are going to explode a big misconception about booze, namely that it always impedes athletic performance. Babe Ruth used to have a pint of bourbon for breakfast, then … Continue reading

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May 30, 2012 · 3 Comments

Mark Reynolds Leaves Buck Showalter Hanging

If a picture is worth 1,000 words, then how many is this GIF worth? You have to love how Buck Showalter does the solo fist bump after getting completely blown … Continue reading

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May 29, 2012 · 5 Comments

Your Jamie Moyer Update 5/28/2012 – A “Two-Fer”

Unavoidable circumstances prevented the crack staff here at Dubsism from getting an update published after Moyer’s May 21st start in Miami against the Marlins. Moyer had nothing but good things … Continue reading

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May 28, 2012 · 6 Comments

What We’ve Learned: The Dubsism Memorial Day Baseball Power Rankings

1) Los Angeles Dodgers ↑ 1 What We Originally Said: Upside:  Clayton Kershaw won the NL Cy Young last year and is a contender for the award again. He is signed with … Continue reading

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May 27, 2012 · 3 Comments

There Are Still Plenty of Dan Patrick-Adjacent Seats Left On Your Los Angeles Kings’ Bandwagon

I grew up watching the Los Angeles Kings. I’m old enough to remember those purple and gold uniforms with the giant crown which was more reminiscent of Imperial Margarine than … Continue reading

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May 26, 2012 · 9 Comments

Chad Curtis Is the Latest Link in the “High School Coach Is Allegedly a Skeevy Pervert” Chain

For those of you who don’t remember, Chad Curtis was a “journeyman” baseballer who patrolled major league outfields for the then-California Angels, Detroit Tigers, Los Angeles Dodgers, New York Yankees, … Continue reading

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May 25, 2012 · 4 Comments

Guest Column: Jim Rockford on Why Roger Goodell is a Stalinist Hypocrite

Editor’s Note: Mr. Rockford is a private detective based in Malibu, California. We here at Dubsism have retained Mr. Rockford at his standard rate of two hundred dollars a day plus … Continue reading

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May 24, 2012 · 8 Comments

Your Jamie Moyer Update 05/17/2012: Moyer Is A One-Man Wrecking Crew

After three straight shaky starts, Jamie Moyer got mad and took it out on the Arizona Diamondbacks at the plate and in the field. Not only did Moyer pitch a … Continue reading

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May 17, 2012 · 3 Comments

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  • So, Cole Hamels gets traded from Philadelphia to Texas. Apparently, he didn't get the memo that Texas is where starting pitchers go to die. 1 day ago
  • Ok, Dodger fans. Are you FINALLY ready to admit Kenley Jansen sucks? 4 days ago
  • How many phone books are those people standing on? Do they even make phone books anymore? http://t.co/dIoGYNt3YF 4 days ago
  • Colin Cowherd, how many languages do you speak? Because I'm watching a "dumb" Dominican give an HOF induction speech in English and Spanish. 4 days ago
  • It's a joy to watch a "dumb" Dominican have so much fun getting inducted into the HOF. Fuck you Colin Cowherd. http://t.co/00n2Rn9grW 4 days ago
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