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Monthly Archives: October, 2010

Why Sports Will Suck In The Future

It may be that I finally have become the grumpy old man (it doesn’t help that I idolize Joe Paterno), but given some recent past events, I think we are … Continue reading

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October 28, 2010 · 2 Comments

The “World’s Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party” Is Now A Title Fight

If you recall, we here at Dubsism have gone through the history of college football to determine a number #1 team in the style that boxing uses, namely, you are … Continue reading

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October 27, 2010 · 2 Comments

The All-Time, All Fat Guy Baseball Team

In today’s installment of why fat guys can still be world-class athletes, what better example than baseball? After all, not only are we on the cusp of the World Series, … Continue reading

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October 26, 2010 · 16 Comments

Open Letter To Albert Haynesworth: “You’re a Washed-Up Has-Been Asshole”

I’ll be honest; I don’t really give a shit about the Washington Redskins because, well, let’s be even more honest, there hasn’t been a reason to pay attention to them … Continue reading

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October 22, 2010 · Leave a comment

Open Letter To Football Fans: You Could Not Be A Coach Despite How Good You Are At Madden

We have a critical problem in this country. We have far too many people who think they are perfectly qualified for jobs that they don’t have the first clue how … Continue reading

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October 22, 2010 · 2 Comments

In 25 Words Or Less, LeBron James Is Either A Whiner Or An Idiot Because…

Who doesn’t know the internet is the “wild west” for anonymous slander and blatant nastiness? Who wouldn’t figure out that even a Joe Blow opening a Twitter account with a … Continue reading

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October 21, 2010 · 2 Comments

Signs We Are Near The End Of Civilization: Terrell Owens Hires “Find-A-Date”

So, a professional athlete who is worth millions of dollars can’t get a woman. That officially makes going to the gym today exceptionally pointless. If T.O.’s washboards abs and seven-figure … Continue reading

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October 21, 2010 · Leave a comment

Great…Now The NFL Is Acting Like A Woman. Joe Paterno To The Rescue!

Let’s be honest…one of the reasons women drive men crazy is because they always want mutually exclusive things. If you don’t believe that, just ask a single woman under the … Continue reading

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October 21, 2010 · Leave a comment

The Real Story on Baseball’s “Unbreakable” Records

If there ever were a sport which have a love affair with its record book, it would be baseball. It takes two guys to carry the official baseball record book, … Continue reading

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October 20, 2010 · 4 Comments

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