Now That Notre Dame Football Is Relevant Again, It’s Time To Start Shit-Talking The Irish

Do you remember the the old saying about one picture being worth a thousand words?  Well, this picture destroys at least three assumptions.

1)  All Cheerleaders Are Hot

Apparently at Notre Dame, chicks who look like a “short bus” version of Jan Brady get to wave the pom-poms, even if they don’t provide any of their own.

2) Notre Dame Has High Acceptance Standards

Well, they do, but the standards aren’t  necessarily based on academics.  It’s been no secret in South Bend that money can replace the grade point average. This girl’s parents must be loaded.

3) Cheerleaders Enhance the College Football Experience

At least the NFL gets cheerleaders who look like they could be pole-dancers. The irony here is that outside of the Notre Dame campus, South Bend is little more than seedy strip-clubs and those adult superstores that have billboards along the interstate and cater to lonely truckers.

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3 responses

  1. Maybe the tuition and the bribe to get her on the squad proved to be a little much, but rest assured there are a big pair of pom poms in that girls future. Afterall, they need trained dancers(with big pom poms) for those lonely truck drivers.

  2. Just three, Dub? I’m sure you can do better than that.

    I’m hoping and praying a) Gators beat the Noles this Saturday and b) USC does the same to Notre Dame, although I know both outcomes are highly unlikely.

    Brother, I wish you and yours the absolute best this Thanksgiving.

    1. Thanks for the holiday wishes, and at least you got one of your outcomes.

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