Do you remember the the old saying about one picture being worth a thousand words? Well, this picture destroys at least three assumptions.
1) All Cheerleaders Are Hot
Apparently at Notre Dame, chicks who look like a “short bus” version of Jan Brady get to wave the pom-poms, even if they don’t provide any of their own.
2) Notre Dame Has High Acceptance Standards
Well, they do, but the standards aren’t necessarily based on academics. It’s been no secret in South Bend that money can replace the grade point average. This girl’s parents must be loaded.
3) Cheerleaders Enhance the College Football Experience
At least the NFL gets cheerleaders who look like they could be pole-dancers. The irony here is that outside of the Notre Dame campus, South Bend is little more than seedy strip-clubs and those adult superstores that have billboards along the interstate and cater to lonely truckers.