No Wonder Everybody Thinks Laker Fans are Dipshits

20 11 2012

The good people over at Deadspin were kind enough to point this out; there’s so much wrong here I’m not even going to start listing them.  All I’m going to say is that I have been a fan of the Los Angeles Lakers dating all the way back to Elgin Baylor and Jerry West, and if I ever look like this douch-nozzle in the backward cap and sunglasses, consider this blog as legal permission to empty a .45 into my face.

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9 responses

20 11 2012
MaximumWage

Yeah… That was pretty douchey.

20 11 2012
J-Dub

Like I said, where do you even begin pointing out why this guy gets about a 9.7 on the Douche-o-meter?

20 11 2012
Ryan Meehan

Why should you have to unload it into your face? He’s the douchetard that should be eating the bullet. I hope generations of this guy’s family members are tortured at great lengths and I hope it is all videotaped and put on the same website.

Meehan

20 11 2012
J-Dub

No, I want you to kill me if I ever look like that.

20 11 2012
Patrick Young

I think it’s attempted awesomeness through osmosis. Every jackhole from Arkansas that wants to be an actor goes to LA, only to show up and realize that they are in fact complete jackholes. These clowns go to Laker games hoping a small bit a Nicholsons coolness rubs off. I bet most of these, how do you say, “douch-nozzles” follow him to the bathroom hoping to get a glance at little Nicky.

LA is so fake. I’ve been there. 7 million people and only about 3 million could tell you they are Actually from LA. The rest are a collection of “Miss Crop Duster 2009″ and some idiot who was the understudy for Jean Valjean in their high school play.

20 11 2012
J-Dub

A Jean Valjean reference? You sir, may be far too well read to follow this blog.

Despite that, you are undeniably correct.

21 11 2012
ChrisHumpherys (@SportsChump)

You guys go to parties together, don’t you?

Admit it and I have some classic, perhaps somewhat implicating, pictures of me at some old school Florida Gator get togethers.

21 11 2012
J-Dub

Yes, we are the “Beavis and Butthead” of Laker Nation.

Send me the pictures of you in your “Jorts.” I can take it. I had a pretty awesome “fade” back in 1988.

22 11 2012
ChrisHumpherys (@SportsChump)

And they got good seats.

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