Comments on: Please Fix The Olympics…Now

By: J-Dub

J-Dub — Wed, 08 Aug 2012 19:41:00 +0000

You are likely right… after all, Jackson Browne hit her for a reason.

Hopefully, you aren’t “running on empty” at karaoke tonight.

By: ChrisHumpherys (@SportsChump)

ChrisHumpherys (@SportsChump) — Wed, 08 Aug 2012 19:37:42 +0000

Save yourself the five bucks.

Darryl Hannah had no breasts.

If it’s any consolation, at least you got to see her all cracked out in “Wall Street.”

By: J-Dub

J-Dub — Mon, 30 Jul 2012 16:19:48 +0000

I would have to say the Summer games, just because there are so many more snoozers per pound than in the Winter games

By: chappy81

chappy81 — Mon, 30 Jul 2012 15:56:43 +0000

So of the Summer and Winter Olympics which one has more unwatchable sports?

By: J-Dub

J-Dub — Sat, 28 Jul 2012 21:14:16 +0000

I’m all in favor of that.

By: Alex

Alex — Sat, 28 Jul 2012 21:10:48 +0000

This is a great read, Dub. Was thinking, why not make Bikini Beer Pong a sport?

By: J-Dub

J-Dub — Sat, 28 Jul 2012 20:45:54 +0000

Takeru Kobayashi is still alive, but I bet he is secretly on his fifth pig-heart valve.

By: Ryan Meehan

Ryan Meehan — Sat, 28 Jul 2012 20:36:20 +0000

I though he had died recently

By: J-Dub

J-Dub — Sat, 28 Jul 2012 14:02:36 +0000

First of all, you know that baseball and softball both were only recently removed from the Olympics. Wait until 2016, when they will be adding golf.

And Demolition Derby would be dominated by the Asians, who as we all know can’t drive.

Speaking of Asians. what about Competitive Eating? That Japanese guy can’t be alive much longer, can he?

By: Ryan Meehan

Ryan Meehan — Sat, 28 Jul 2012 05:55:11 +0000

Very, very nice work. Synchronized swimming needs to die. I think the basketball thing is an example of how Americanized some of these games have become. While basketball does excite me (and I will be rooting for Team USA), the same people that are super gung-ho about this are the same people who want baseball in the Summer Games, which is total bullshit. The Olympics doesn’t need to be any more Americanized. If this keeps up and we continue to add sports that we already dominate, we’re going to clean house in 2020, winning every gold medal possible in new events like Domestic Abuse, Demolition Derby, and Smoking Crystal Meth.

If that picture of the gymnast kissing the other woman is really kissing her mother, that makes this article twice as funny as it already was. But I’ve already masturbated to it once, so please don’t check and ruin it for me.

Meehan