Why You Shouldn’t Cheer For: The Miami Heat

29 05 2011

We as a nation should all get behind the Dallas Mavericks for one reason. If the Heat win the Championship in the first season after the “Decision,” we will be subject to a full summer of the “LeBron” show, from which the resultant pandemic nausea may kill numbers of Americans unseen since the Spanish Flu outbreak of 1918.

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Face it, with us being in the throes of the NFL lockout, and with a federal law that says we cannot pay any media attention to baseball until after Labor Day, with a Miami victory ESPN will have no option but to pump more Heat into my living room than a fucking blast furnace.

I think I may already need a Rolaid…

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3 responses

30 05 2011
tophatal

LeBron needs to be loved and adored …….. this simply has played into the hands of the Heat and in particular the league hierarchy led by Stern . He has to be loving this all.

From my own perspective I’d simply like to see the Heat crash and burn !

tophatal …………….

31 05 2011
chappy81

I’m cheering for the Mavs, but don’t feel like they will win. I hope I’m wrong though! I don’t want to see a year of the Lebron tour. One thing we will find out though if the Heat do win if Lebron has a passion for more. A lot of guys can win one championship, but multiple titles aren’t for everyone…

2 06 2011
Chris Humpherys

Signs the apocalypse is upon us?

After Game One, I’m not liking Dallas’ chances as much as I used to…. and I never used to.

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